7. BF Destroyer: How Long Until Taylor Dumps This Guy (And Writes A Song?)
Not again, Taylor! Every time she has a new boyfriend, she keeps things on the down-low at first. The fresh man-meat always looks better than last week’s roadkill, and who could blame her once she’s done with her poor exes? But the second there’s trouble in paradise, her new beau has to hit the road as she makes him the villain in a new hit song. Right now she’s dating sexy model Joe Alwyn, and despite her saying it’s different this time, we still see her following the same pattern. How much will you bet that in a few weeks she’ll be wearing glittery body armor and running him through with a light-saber in effigy? We have to give it to Joe, he’s playing a dangerous game. At least he’s going into it with his eyes open.